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Jul 21, 2014

  • one of my schoolmates: harry potter is for children
  • me: wingardium levifuckyou

Jul 21, 2014

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You should date a girl who smokes weed.
Date a girl who weeds. Date a girl who spends her money on dank ass kush instead of clothes, who has problems with closet space because she has too many plants. Date a girl who has a list of strains she wants to smoke, who has had possession charges since she was twelve.

Find a girl who weeds. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unlit blunt in her bag. She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she has found the book she wants to roll mad joints with. You see that weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a secondhand book shop? That’s the stoner. They can never resist smelling things, especially shit that burns long and stanky.

She’s the girl weeding while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her bong, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of high already. Lost in a world of the 60s. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who weed do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the shit she’s smoking.

Buy her another nug.

Let her know what you really think of Maui Wowwie. See if she got through the first puff of herb. Understand that if she says she understood Reefer Madness she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Mary Jane or she would like to be Mary Jane.

It’s easy to date a girl who weeds. Give her weed for her birthday, for Christmas, for anniversaries. Give her the gift of smoke, in Cheech and in Chong. Give her grass, dope, bud, ganja. Let her know that you understand that weeds are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite episode she watched when she was baked as fuck. It will never be your fault if she does.

She has to give it a hit somehow.

Fail her. Because a girl who weeds knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who weed understand that all highs must come to end, but that you can always light another blunt. That you can begin again and again and still be baked. That life is meant to have a sticky-icky-icky or two.

If you find a girl who weeds, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a piece to her chest and weeping, make her a batch of pot brownies and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in a book are real, because for a while, they always are when you’re stoned.

You will propose on at a deal. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time you’re hotboxing her car.

You will toke so hard you will wonder why your lungs haven’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will have kids with dank names and even danker tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cannabis Queen and Princess High, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Grateful Dead lyrics under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.

Date a girl who weeds because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the strongest high imaginable. If you can only give her sobriety, and sober hours and not-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who weeds.

Or better yet, date a girl who deals.

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—bob marley (via neptunain)

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Jul 21, 2014

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Jul 21, 2014

pxoison:

✖✞Dope & Diamonds✞✖

pxoison:

✖✞Dope & Diamonds✞✖

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Jul 21, 2014

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Jul 21, 2014

pxoison:

velvet-m0nsters:

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pxoison:

velvet-m0nsters:

☽☨disposable/dark grunge blog☨☾

✖✞Dope & Diamonds✞✖

Jul 21, 2014

upclosefromafar:

umclouds:

Some ghouls took over my house.

☼⊱☯~ℕirvana~☯⊰☼

upclosefromafar:

umclouds:

Some ghouls took over my house.

☼⊱☯~ℕirvana~☯⊰

Jul 21, 2014

psychedelicatessenn:

psychedelicatessenn’s second giveaway 

alright folks, ive decided to create another giveaway in the hopes of bringing a little attention to my etsy shop (:

alright how about the rules:

  1. please be following me cause makin this stuffs a lotta work i gotta feel the love
  2. please pay my etsy a visit, theres tonsa fun stuff in it ✿
  3. like and reblog this post as many times as ya like. please note, each person who reblogs this will be given the opportunity to receive 10% off anything in my shop. all you have to do is message me before you make your purchase (:
  4. be nice. here on tumblr, out in the world. just be nice

and if you follow these simple rules you might just get a chance to win:

  1. one tie dyed mushroom tee
  2. one traditional tie dyed swirl tee, with or without black stripes 
  3. one tie dyed yin and yang tee
  4. a couple packs of incense and one incense burner
  5. your choice of either a pair of macrame barefoot sandals OR a couple of macrame bracelets
  6. and last but not least a 12 colour DIY tie dye kit so you can give it a go yourself! 

after randomly choosing, ill message the winner on August 1st. he or she will have 24 hours to respond with size and colour preferences or ill pick a new winner

thank you guys so much for your support!

good luck ♥ ☯ 

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Jul 21, 2014

yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

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Jul 21, 2014

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